The Heart Attack Grill in Tempe, Arizona is certainly doing their part in fattening up the nation. Their “Quadruple Bypass Burger” comes loaded with four slabs of beef, three cheese layers, four bacon strips and a dash of lettuce and tomatoes for you health freaks. This monstrosity weighs in at an unhealthy 2 plus pounds and contains a weeks worth of calories (8000 to be exact). For those of you not ready for an instant coronary they offer the slightly smaller triple and double bypass burgers as well as the equally
hard core “Flatliner Fries” which are lovingly fried in pure lard. But the best part of this totally kick-ass restaurant is the waitresses dressed as sexy nurses that will cart your fat ass off in a wheelchair if you can somehow finish the Quadruple Bypass Burger! This place is balls-out the manliest restaurant on the face of the earth, taking pride in the fact that they’ve pissed off so many real nurses with their scantly clad doppelgangers that they post the real RN’s furious posts on the front page of their website.Check them out at: http://www.heartattackgrill.com

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