Monday, November 13, 2006

Daddy Does God Hate Me?

Of course not son, you’re a heterosexual white male.

Actually God loves and cares for us all, and so does artist Jack Chick unless of course you’re a dirty:

Muslim
Mason
Catholic
Gay
Missionary
Mormon
Pro-Choice Advocate

Jehovah Witness
Communist

Witch
Hindu

Or Buddhist

But then of course he feels compassion for you unless you:

Believe in Evolution
Celebrate Halloween

Like to Party
Practice Magic

Or play Dungeons & Dragons.

He really is the Simon Cowell of the Christian world (extremely judgemental!)

In Relate News: "Judge not, that ye be not judged.” (Matthew 7:1-5)

1 comment:

Lethargic-E said...

I hope not, but I've only been doing it for about a week and a half. Apparently my friends and family that I’ve told about it are too ashamed to come forward. So it’s up to you, please tell you friends, family, priest, shrink, doctor, mechanic, gardener, grocery store clerk, mentor and local small time politicians to check it out!