Finally K-Fed Up!

While the elections raged on overnight and the republicans slowly scurried back to their holes, the real news on Tuesday night was the pending divorce of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. The 24-year-old pop star filed for divorce from Federline Tuesday citing "irreconcilable differences and the fact that he’s a huge douche bag." The real news was the unfortunate timing of the divorce and the fact that it was overshadowed by the “election”. When questioned about the timing Britney said “I had no idea American Idol was already back on, I would have waited until everyone voted if I had only known.”

When a distraught Federline was finally tracked down he only had this to say “I had know idea that our marriage had fizzled my dizzle.” quickly followed by “Can I borrow a dollar?”

In other news; Las Vegas odds makers placed the line at 2:1 that a Spears/Federline sex tape will be released in the next six months. Hustler president Larry Flint is already buying up all possible web domains including but not limited to: “Baby do me one more time”, “I’m a slut 4 u” and “Britney & Kevin: Gross!”