The day has come for the Jedi. On November 16th they shall rise up from their parent’s basements and attempt to use their Jedi mind tricks on UN officials. For those of you who are clearly less informed than me, the 16th is the UN International Day of Tolerance, which is aimed at emphasizing the dangers of intolerance and promoting integration and cohesion across the globe.
Two self-proclaimed Jedis Umada and Yunyun are calling for the UN to acknowledge what has become Britain's fourth largest ‘religion’ with 390,000 followers. Umada, 27, and Yunyun, 24, both from London, want the day to be renamed the ‘Interstellar Day of Tolerance’ to reflect millions of people across the globe who have chosen to follow the Jedi code as a religion and truly reflect social diversity.
YES IT’S TRUE: In the 2001 UK Census 390,000 people listed their religion as Jedi Knight making it the fourth biggest belief in the country. There are also an estimated 70,000 Jedi knights in Australia, 53,000 in New Zealand and 20,000 in Canada.
Should your attempts fail young Jedi, please remember the words of the greatest Jedi ever;
"Size matters not! Judge me by my size, do you?"
Yoda--The Empire Strikes Back
In other words it’s not the size of your lightsaber but rather how you use it to strike down Sith Lords.
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