Hey ladies, have you been dreaming about paying a fantastic amount of money to sleep with a convicted rapist? Heidi Fleiss thinks so. In what may be the strangest Mike Tyson story since… well the last Mike Tyson story comes news that he will soon be a male escort? Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss has purchased 60 acres of land in Nevada and is building a legalized brothel for women. While this might seem like a genius idea, since it’s so hard for women to get laid, Heidi knew she would need a little more punch (pun intended) to draw the ladies in. Ms. Fleiss has high hopes for Tyson, the once heavyweight champion of the world - despite the fact he is a convicted rapist. She had this to say of the former ear biter, "I told him, 'You're going to be my big stallion.' "It's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson." Tyson, 40, adds, "I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman - and get paid for it."Keep your eyes peeled for Tyson’s Craigslist ad:
Former heavy weight champion of the world. Likes wet-willies, rough play, long walks on the beach and eating children. Dislikes smokers, Evander Holyfield, Don King and the IRS. Call me and we will go out for a bite.
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