Tuesday, June 05, 2007

That’s a lot of Bacon

Holy Hell! When I first saw this picture I called shenanigans, but when I saw CNN was running it I new there must be something to it. So here’s the story: an 11-year-old Alabama boy used a pistol to kill a wild hog that weighed a staggering 1,051 pounds and measured 9-feet-4 from the tip of its snout to the base of its tail. Think hams as big as car tires.

Baby Rambo shot the BIG pig eight times with a .50 caliber revolver and executed it hit-man style with a point-blank shot to the head. The hog’s ginormous head is now being mounted on an extra large foam form to be lovely hung above little Rambo’s bed. Good luck with the nightmares bucko! The rest of Hogzilla is being made into a reported 500 to 700 pounds of sausage. Well done Alabama hillbillies, enjoy your sausage fest!

That’s all folks


MonsterPig