Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Fact or Crap?

From Wired Magazine;

Fiction: A drunken teenager can tip over a sleeping cow.
Fact: It would take several semisober people and a paralyzed cow. Anyway, cows sleep lying down.


Fiction: If you fall into quicksand, you’ll be sucked under and die. Fact: You’ll only sink up to your waist.
Fiction: Sitting too close to the TV will ruin your eyes.Fact: It causes fatigue but no permanent damage.

Fiction: Earth’s rotation causes bathtubs, sinks, and toilets to drain clockwise in the northern hemisphere, counterclockwise in the southern hemisphere.
Fact: They can go either way in either hemisphere. The shape of the basin and the direction of the incoming flow overwhelm the minuscule effect of planetary spin.

Fiction: Benjamin Franklin’s kite was struck by lightning.
Fact: The kite picked up electricity from the air, causing an arc between Franklin’s hand and a key tied to his end of the string.

Fiction: A penny dropped from the top of a skyscraper can kill someone.
Fact: It could never pick up enough velocity to kill, just to bang you up a little.

Fiction: Swimming after you eat will cause cramps and lead to drowning.
Fact: There is a very slight risk of cramps, but only for vigorous swimmers.

Fiction: There’s a dark side of the moon.
Fact: The entire lunar surface receives sunlight during the moon’s monthly orbit around Earth.

Fiction: Swallowed chewing gum takes seven years to digest.
Fact: Gum is not digested. It passes through the gastro-intestinal system, usually within 24 hours.

Check out the original article here.



Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Merry Christmas Grandma!

The holiday season is upon us and as you settle down with your family decorating and spreading holiday cheer I’m sure you’re probably wondering “How can I sex up our lord and saviors birthday?” Well the answer is here and it comes in the form of vulgar Christmas decorations called Pornaments. That’s right, I said Pornaments and they’re more that just a clever play on words, they’re actually semi (no pun intended) humorous decorations. A sure hit at Christmas parties; they’re perfect for your nieces and nephews, the pasture at your church or the grandma who always sews you an ugly sweater. Pornaments can be found online at www.rubberroom.com or picked up at your local malls Spencer’s store.

In related news: Hell has frozen over!

Friday, December 01, 2006

The Cemetery Salesman

I love telemarketing pranks, and this is a great one. This telemarketer sounds caring for a second, but never stops trying to make the sale. That’s just a good employee!!