Friday, November 24, 2006

It’s Never Too Early

Christmas is coming and you’re looking for that one special gift for the young lady in your life. Well look no more. Tesco (the Costco of Europe) is offering the Peek-a-Boo pole dancing game, complete with instructional DVD, “Sexy dance garter” and chrome pole (extendible to over 8ft!).

Advertised to “Unleash the sex kitten inside...simply extend the Peek-a-Boo pole inside the tube, slip on the sexy tunes and away you go! Soon you'll be flaunting it to the world and earning a fortune in Peek-a-boo Dance Dollars". This is clearly the holiday gift of the season. Forget the Playstation 3 or the TMX Elmo; this is a gift that’s not only fun, but educational. That’s right girls, you’ll no longer require a creepy uncle (who enjoys giving massages while watching Hillary Duff videos) to join the world of clothing optional dancing. Fifty dollars and a Tesco membership is all it takes! Santa my have the North Pole but Tesco has the Peek-a-Boo Pole!

Buy yours today: Tesco Peek-A-Boo Pole Dancing Game

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